Some jobs you gotta suck for 7 years

The Detriots Lions, The NFL's worst team ever, has gotten drastically better today, witht he firing of Matt Millen. He managed to fuck up, an already fucked up team, ever bettter or worse, than ANYONE could ever imagined possible. It was so fucked up even Ford, the makers of such great rides as the exploding rollover SUV, the escort, and the Flaming Pinto, even THEY finally had enough of Millen's ineptitude to say YOU SUCK.

THis year the Lions started 0-3 and were blown out every game, they got a bye week this week, and will in all likelyhood lose this weekend as well.

The 0-3 start dropped Millen to 31-84 overall, giving the Lions at least 10 more losses than any other NFL team the past seven-plus seasons during one of the worst stretches in league history.

ok lets put it another way. you are a teacher, and out of the 115 kids you taught over 7 years, only 31 grauduated , would you still have a job ? if you were a pimp and only 31 of your whores were suckin and fuckin, would you still be rollin a cadiliac ? if only 31 rubbers out 115 stopped people from getting knockedup.... you get the picture. its not good.

people give him shit about the high draft picks that didnt pan out, and i can actually spare him on that, its tough to figure out of a 20 year old kid is gonna be able to play great with men who have been playing at a professional level for years. what blows my mind is picking Wide Recievers in the first round for 3 years!!!! the quarterbacks are getting killed matt, how are they going to get the ball to those guys ? your defense just gave up 250 yards rushing to the blinded amputee. even he spotted the huge gaps in the d line. a wise man once told me, you need to do only 3 things to be successful in football, you gotta be able to run, gotta beable to block, gotta be able to tackle. everything in football falls into place on those 3 keystones. you cant pass, if you cant block, cant stop nobody if you dont tackle, cant catch up to anyone if you dont run.

now, im not the most athletic guy, was never able to make it into pro let alone college div 1 football, but even i know you dont sign washed up guys, to play on your defense. there is a reason why denver traded you tatum bell, who was there 1000 yard rusher. dan wilkinson was never known as a great run stopper and you brought him in to stop the run ? these are just samples of his blounders. detriot fans deserve better, even if they do live in detriot.