NFL PREDICTIONS
awww, finally, the regular season is upon us, no more shitty fucking preseason games, though i dont curse them as much, its football, and shitty football is still better than the best baseball, period.i shall start with the nfc east, because it will probably be the most exciting division to watch next to the afc south. the giants, the slayers of sir cheat alot brian billicheat and tom brady, they lost their 2 great defensive ends, one to injury, one to retirement, but bascially the same squad that caught fire late in the season and knocked tommy brady on his ass in the superbowl. this is a team built for playoff football, so i dont think they care about winning division titles, they are about the playoffs and this will show because i think they are good for 2nd in their division. i think the eagles win the division if mcnabb stays healthy. they are solid everywhere on offense but not great any spot outside qb. westbrook isa versatile back but hes 30 watch out for old man time at that spot. the addition of speed at the wr spot in the draft should help tremendously. the cowboys will once again rely on terrell owens and jessica simpson romo. the redskins play in this division too.
the nfc north.
in case you just came to america recently, brett favre no longer plays for green bay. error rodgers will just be the starter till they can find someone better. they wont win the division, but should be atleast 8-8. they got a good defense, but they also have error rodgers, which for those of you who follow college ball at all, came from cal, and cal doesnt make pro quarterbacks, just ask kyle boller, chris redman, and another tedford product, akili smith. the bears have a great defense, and a great punt/ kick returner. once they decide which quarterback to fire, they should look forward to a nice high draft pick or maybe god turns rookie rb Forte into walter payton. the lions tis year will still be chanting fire millen, and still wont make the playoffs. that leaves the minnesota vikings as winners of the most storied division in football div champs by default. adrian peterson will have a great year, an amazing one if tavaras jackson stays healthy and learns to pass the ball to bernard berrian.
nfc south
the saints are once again getting chased out due to hurricanes, the last time that happeend they made the playoffs, so im gonna say that happens again. but reggie bush still sucks and is just a glorified 60 million dollar punt returner. real running backs run up the middle, reggie looks at the middle and cries. the falcons found out who let the dogs out last season, and they arent coming back for 10-20. 6 wins is a good number for this team in rebuilding. the buccaneers had a shot at favre, but didnt take it.too bad, jeff garcia is no favre. they are a wildcard team at best. which means the panthers are my pick for div champs. their defense is good as ever, and probably the best in the league when healthy. they got a good big back in jonothan stewart who is gonna split carries with speedster deanglelo williams, who can run and catch. dont piss off s teve smith, he will punch your lights out.
nfc west
st louis is gonna suck not just becasue they always suck, but because stephen jackson held out, and hold outs always get hurt. san fransisco is gonna play in candlestick park. arizona is relying on kurt warner, which was only a good idea early 2000. matt lineart fucked paris hilton and seemed to lose his ability to play football. someone should dig in paris's snatch and give it back to him, its just sad.
the seahawks will make it 5 years in a row of winning the division, with a ground game. its gonna have to be due to the ground game, because anyone with a jersey number in the 80's is hurt or will get hurt.
afc east
buffalo is still rebuilding, and is probably waiting for ralph wilson to die so they can move to canada. and then they will emmediatly sign ricky williams who will be high as fuck. the dolphins are rebuilding but i think they can do better than 1-15, i think they got 3-13 in em. the jets did something good for a change, they got brett favre. they got a great offense put together, but that scotch tape defense is just ugly. but they should get 10 wins and be a wild card. that means the dirty cheats the patriots will win the division. but know this, they secondary sucks, their defense is old, they are gonna need moss and brady alot.
afc north
the cincinatti beentojails are a mess, when they manage to keep everyone out of jail, they cant stay healthy. chad johnson or the wide reciever formerly known as is hurt so is hush, they got rid of their one good rb, these guys will be lucky to hit 7 wins with carson palmers broken nose. the baltimore ravens still got a good d but how much longer i dunno. they are aging fast, they have no quarterback. the pissburg steelers will go as far as ben roethlesburger takes em, which could be playoffs with a few breaks. i think cleveland wins the division outright this year. they gota great offense, they can run, they can pass, they got a young and talented d.
the afc west
the afc west will be won by the broncos this year i think, and lemme tell you why. the chargers are talented but their best player, ladanian tomlinson, just gave up on them last year in the afc title game. one step to the superbowl and you just quit ? i dont like that, borrow shawn merrimans needle kit and get out there. bronco qb cutler is getting better every year, and they will pound the ball again, and marshall's suspension is now just one game. the raiders will make some noise with mcfadden, who is my pick for ROY. kansas city had a great draft, but htey are rebuilding their defense and ofeensive lines, give em a year.
afc south
the most fun division in my opinion to watch this season. the texans ruin an otehrwise flawless division. they will stink but atleast be competitive. the jaguars and titans are gonna fight to the death for second place in the division, because they are virtually the same team. good qbs rb, no wrs. both have great defenses whose only weak link is in the secondary. the colts will pull off the div title, if they can be healthier than they were last year. the offense is the same as last year, and thats not bad at all. if the health of bob sanders and freeney isnt restored, it could be a long season for peyton manning.
colts vs eagles in the super bowl
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